This chapter is dedicated to my friends from college. Extra dedication to B-Annex people. They must be undergoing a lot of stress right now. Exams and all. And Vellore heat. And overall, its difficult to study in B-Annex. The following is a stress release strategy that I've decided to patent. Do exactly as I say, as and when you read. First, place your left arm around your neck and palm over your right ear. Now go look in a mirror. You look ridiculous. Now for the exercise : Go buy an egg. Oh wait! There's another fact here : DESTRUCTION RELEASES STRESS. Yes, now you know what we're gonna do with the egg. Find a big rock and smash the egg on it. At 12 Noon preferably. Now you've solved two problems :
1. Stress
2. Lunch.
I guess this is what they call killing two birds with one stone.
If the first problem wasn't solved, watch the following video. If both the problems were solved, watch the video anyway. It'd be like killing three birds with two stones.
DISSECTION OF A NINJA :
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